Heating food up in the microwave on Styrofoam plates or bowls can cause prostate cancer (or at least according to my co-worker.)
Veggie burgers smell terrible!
The tea, Maca, is a natural replacement for Viagra. (Not to be confused with Matcha, a green tea which you can find widely available at your local Starbucks.)
If you keep someone on hold long enough, they will just go away.
No word in the English language rhymes with “month”. Go ahead...try and think of one.
Credit card companies are basically pure evil.
Miss Sweet Things down the hall, thinks making coffee for the office is beneath her. (Hey, you know you wanted a little workplace gossip).
Your gunky mascara can be revived with a quick 30 seconds in the microwave. I still think I’ll just go buy a new tube.
Thanks to Facebook, I now know my friend is looking for a petite blonde, with long flowing hair, light eyes, and a goofy personality. Seriously people! We are posting way too much info on FB already!
I've discovered I'm actually more stupid now as a result of all this meaningless information.
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do you really think you can post too much info on facebook? i mean really, how else are you going to promote yourself to the world?
Give thankful bounty
That cobs of corn have been forsaken,
For softer tissue
Doth clean your bacon.
.. wait, I forgot to use "Month".
jak
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